Let’s expose Taylor’s two squads and discuss how Taylor is as a person since a lot of you are confused.

Disclaimer: Everything in this post is according to a source unless stated otherwise.

We first mentioned this in our December Tell All + Reveal.

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December 2016 Tell All

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This marks the last post of our December Tell All + Revealed event.

A. What are Taylor’s two squads?

Many of you were confused as to why we said there are TWO squads as opposed to the one you usually hear about in the media. Well if you’re not new to this blog then you have probably read some of our Taylor posts and started to grasp the fact that the majority of Taylor’s life revolves around publicity, PR, and anything to benefit her image. One squad is part of that plan. Let’s call them the PR Squad.

PR stands for public relations.

The other squad consists of Taylor’s real friends. Taylor and the world “real” in one sentence? I know. It’s weird. But let’s call them the Kiss Ass Squad since you have to… well… kiss ass. It’s self explanatory really.

Now something you should note is that the PR Squad will have some people in it that are also part of the Kiss Ass Squad. One example is Selena Gomez. She’s part of both the PR Squad and the Kiss Ass Squad because that’s what Selena is only good at. Association.

B. The PR Squad

The PR Squad is fake if you haven’t already guessed by the name. It’s all publicity for everyone in the squad and it helps the ones involved get connections. It’s all about power. The more people back up Taylor Swift, the more power she has in the industry.

Being accepted in Taylor’s squad is like getting the role in a popular movie. You know how an agent gets an audition for their client and hope they got the part? Yeah just like that. A celebrity’s manager will be like “good news! I got you a part to pose with Taylor Swift on the red carpet!”

The ones chosen in the PR Squad just act all cute and whatever in order to give the idea that they’re all “goals!” Just like a movie scene, you have to act the part. Now this doesn’t really mean that the ones involved in the PR Squad hate Taylor by any means.

Taylor is generally nice to them because they’re technically her co-workers. The ones involved in the PR Squad will be grateful for the opportunity to pose with someone as popular, rich, and powerful as Taylor Swift.

Why?

You boost your relevancy and fame when being with the PR Squad. And what a coincidence that both PR Squad and Plastics both start with P?

The PR Squad is also highly publicized in the media as you could already tell.

Taylor is kind of stuck in a recurring scene in Mean Girls. She said that whenever her squad gets together and they have events or whatever at her place, that everyone wears matching “white Victorian nighties.”

That doesn’t just go for the PR Squad and I’m sure it also goes for the Kiss Ass Squad but the fact that she’s made it this big thing in the media, is why it’s included for the PR Squad. They even have their own hashtag called #squadlife!

Just wait and see how time unfolds and you’ll see that the PR Squad will disband.

Back to the perks of the PR Squad.

They got a chance to walk the 1989 tour runaway in front of tens of thousands of people!

In one interview, PR Squad member Gigi Hadid said, "We want to be known as the group of girls that are known for our kindness rather than our cattiness.”

Oh is that why you all publicized the humiliation of Katy Perry by showing how extra you all are when agreeing to star in the Bad Blood music video?

I hope you’re starting to understand that the squad being about women empowerment is complete BS and the entire Bad Blood promo plan is exactly that.

The PR Squad is about two things; power and publicity. Their leader usually claims both while the minions take the publicity.

Now here’s the funny part. For the more relevant stars in the PR Squad, they run when all hell breaks loose when their leader is attacked. Suddenly, they don’t know her!

Zendaya is a good example.

When Kim ended Taylor in the #KimExposedTaylorParty and then when Selena tried to defend her leader and got ended as well in the #SelenaGoToSleep event, Zendaya knew that she had to make sure not to associate with the PR Squad since the thing she usually benefits from—publicity, isn’t going to be the best to get it from them at that point.

And so she did it in a subtle way that Taylor can’t track back to her and come for her next. Zendaya can always use the “omg that’s photoshopped Tay!” excuse.

Before we move on to the Kiss Ass Squad, let me give you another example of how Taylor grows her popularity and is deemed more powerful.

When one associates with successful and relevant stars, their success or relevance tends to grow on them and the more relevant and successful you are, the more relevance and success you can gain.

This goes both ways and Lorde is another example.

If you were on social media back in 2013 when Lorde was quite popular due to her hit Royals, then you probably remember how Lorde was kind of a savage who spoke her mind; as she rightfully can.

Lorde didn’t call out celebrities and be like “ugly fat kys lol” like stan twitter thinks calling out means, but instead, she gave an opinion backed up with a fact.

One of the people she came for was Taylor before she was her leader.

Lorde said:

“Taylor Swift is so flawless, and so unattainable, and I don’t think it’s breeding anything good in young girls [who might think] ‘I’m never going to be like Taylor Swift, why can’t I be as pretty as Lorde?’ That’s fucking bullshit”

Damn.

Lorde basically said that the image of perfection that Taylor basically promotes, whether be it with her squad or look, is something that shouldn’t be promoted in the industry.

Taylor was probably like

at first.

Now everyone thought that Lorde and Taylor had bad blood but of course, the queen of good publicity, Miss Taylor Swift, knows how to turn that around. She then recruited Lorde into her PR Squad and Lorde retracted her comments by joining.

Lorde went on to say:

“She [Taylor] happens to be good looking, but I think she actually uses her other imperfections in an incredibly powerful and relatable way. Taylor Swift has a very unique vision, which I admire. I think somewhere along the line also there was a misquote where people got the impression I thought writing about love was shameful. I don’t! I just haven’t found a way of doing it which is powerful and innovative, which is why I don’t.”

And then the leader of the PR Squad went on to be praised and all bad blood rumors were shut down and replaced by good publicity. Of course, the end result is Taylor is some perfect God.

Now I’m not saying that Lorde and Taylor didn’t become great friends later on. Like I said before, you can be part of both.

Before I end the PR Squad segment, here’s another way to how one gets in.

If your manager doesn’t get you the role, then other times you will be asked to join as Chloe Moretz once revealed. Of course if you’re asked to join, that most likely has to do with your status and there’s likely some ritual that you will have to do as she hinted. Chloe has been pretty successful as of late with her movie roles so I presume Taylor saw that she could bring something to the group.

Chloe criticized the group by saying “They appropriate exclusivity,” and “They’re cliques!” She continues on and she implies that they’re like the mean girls of Hollywood and she doesn’t want to participate in that.

Of course one main thing the PR Squad must do is recognize Taylor as their leader and follow her and her demands and I surely doubt that Chloe wanted to do that.

And regarding the Kim/Taylor drama, Chloe sided with neither and was against the whole thing.

Serayah, a member of the PR Squad was asked to join by Taylor herself. Serayah said, “[Taylor] asked to have my number and it just went from there. I didn’t know what to expect.”

So as you can tell, you get asked to join the squad. It’s not like you’re best friends and the friendship just happens (unless you’re part of the Kiss Ass Squad as well). You’re asked to join it. And the girls do because you have a sense of security in the industry and it’s not just all publicity.

Martha Hunt says, “It’s great to have girlfriends who are in the industry, that you know have your back.”

powa.

I hope this clarified a lot of things regarding Taylor’s PR Squad. Moving onto the next squad.

C. The Kiss Ass Squad

Of course Taylor’s entire life isn’t scripted and she does have some real friends.

Based on everything that we have learned about Taylor, you could tell that she likes to live a Mean Girls scene with her squad in which they all wear matching things, follow the leader’s orders, and more.

Lena Dunham the rat, said:

"Taylor has really taken control and said, 'I’m going to get us all together in the same place, I’m gonna make it very clear that friendship is powerful and women are magic and if anybody thinks this is a witches’ coven they might be right. She’s just made it her job in a very cool way.”

You get the point. Taylor takes control of the the Kiss Ass Squad and that’s practically her job.

Now according to my sources, they tell me that Taylor’s Kiss Ass Squad consists of shit talking her enemies, following Taylor’s orders by being where she wants you to be, and basically whatever else Miss Swift pleases.

We revealed to you in our last Taylena post that the Kiss Ass Squad never fails to kiss ass even if that means the leader wants to shit talk one of the mains; Selena.

D. Taylor as a person

Just like there are two squads to Taylor, there are also two sides.

Taylor is generally a nice person, just don’t upset her or she’ll seek revenge… which I guess is actually not so nice at all. That’s where she’s wrong because Taylor will come for you if something doesn’t go her way, even if you aren’t necessarily wrong.

Side One: Business Taylor

A perfect example is what happened with Katy Perry. Taylor was upset when her dancers left her and went back to Katy’s tour because they liked Katy better. What did Taylor do? Recruit a bunch of celebrities and have them star in a music video about her. I mean if that’s not the highest level of pettiness then I don’t know what is.

And that’s only what she did in the public eye! Let’s not even discuss what she said with her Kiss Ass Squad even though I presume you could already guess.

Read all about that drama here.

In other words, Taylor is petty as fck and if you piss her off, she will shit talk to you and go to lengths to come for your career; as she did with Katy.

Another thing which you should know by now is don’t do drugs around Taylor and don’t let her know you do them or you’ll have to leave the room while she’s there. A perfect example of that is how Taylor abandoned Selena when she went to rehab for drug addic- I mean “lupus.”

Read all about that:

Exposed: Taylor Swift and drugs. She refuses to mention Selena’s rehab!

So as you can see, the business side of Taylor includes victimizing herself, backstabbing her besties in fear of them ruining her reputation, and coming at you if you piss her off.

That is the one thing that Taylor will go head to head to protect—her REPUTATION and BRAND.

Side Two: Personal Taylor

Taylor can be the sweetest person ever unless you piss her off. With that being said, she’s very nice to her fans and family. Of course she’s a sweetheart to the Kiss Ass Squad unless they do something to piss her off and turn her into Business Taylor.

Here’s how Alana explained both sides on our ask.