I MET A SELENATOR IN YOSEMITE!
Everytime I say the word “Yosemite” it reminds me of mice which is weird since it’s such a beautiful place. Anyways, as you guys know, I’ve been in Yosemite the past couple of days. I don’t know if you were following up with me on twitter last night, but my hotel room has no wifi, only the hotel lobby does which sucks. However, I got to my aunt’s house and bless her soul and her beautiful pool, she has wifi.
So a couple of people have asked to meet up with me since some of my readers are also in Yosemite. I ignored those requests because I don’t know if you heard, but Selena actually does want to find me because this blog is pissing her off and she has recently started to view it as a threat. I explained everything on ask.fm
(Read it here if the font of the screenshot is too small)
so I wasn’t gonna agree to meet up with anyone because I wasn’t looking forward to any surprises. I can imagine Alana and I walking thinking we’re gonna meet up with readers and find Selena there with a gun.
But a plot twist happeend and I didn’t exactly meet a reader, but a hater. Ex-hater now and basically friend.
I met @SelenasAnnie from twitter.
Yeah… as you can tell she wasn’t very fond of me. So now I’ll explain to you how we met because none of you know how either me or Alana look like.
So yeah early in the afternoon I was in the lobby re-reading my post that I’m gonna post after this one and scrolling through ask.fm. The connection was being a bitch so sorry I didn’t answer anything.
Read from bottom to top since the screenshots are from twitter.
So here’s what I said on Twitter
Go follow her, since she’s a sweetheart irl. So basically she met, Alana, my boyfriend Daniel and yours truly. Daniel was like “Do you have a double life I don’t know about?” Lmao no, just some interesting internet popularity.
Anyways, so I showed Annie a couple of texts between Alison and I, some other things, a photo of Charlie, and I explained Jelena to her. She was pretty sad at first and then I gave her my infamous speech about how are celebrities are all a product, just like Jennette McCurdy said
If you can’t read it, it says “But in order to be thought of as a real, true role model, I believe you have to know a person and their actions, inside and out. Calling a celebrity a role model is like calling a stranger a role model. The knowledge you have of a celebrity is no more than a caricature drawn by media tastemakers specializing in selling you an image you’re dying to buy. It’s good to have heroes, but you have to look for them in the right places. They say don’t look for true love in a bar, well I say, don’t look for role models on screens.” (X)
So yeah that’s pretty much it. I’m at my aunt’s house if you’re wondering about the whole Internet situation. In a couple of minutes I’ll post the post explaining everything about the voicemail, Selenaexposed, my source, and etc.
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Love you all so much ♥
Btw, Alana was on our twitter account for the first time and she was answering mentions and she was like “They’re so nice how do I reply back to this omg” since she controls the majority of ask.fm in which people are assholes 90% of the time thanks to the anon option.