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WE'RE BACK....

It’s been 84 years… I know, I know.

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The conspiracy theorists have already started.

They got in trouble with JB’s team for revealing too much.

They never had tea to begin with.

They ran away from our questions because they are liars.

It’s always some variation. I’m pretty sure there is more but that was the gist when I bravely checked my comment section on my latest post. I was probably in the comment section for 3 minutes before running away and pretending there aren’t over 1k comments left unanswered.

Where we’ve been

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First of all, sorry for being rude—HAPPY NEW YEAR! She says…. 24 days later.

Second of all, whenever Alana and I disappear, it’s usually for one reason: we don’t have the energy to run esmg because it gets overwhelming.

However, this time around we actually have a legit reason.

WE MOVED!

So for the past 2 months-ish, we were moving and renovating and it was just A LOT. It was very hectic, very tiring, and on top of it all… covid finally got your favorite gals.

After dodging covid for over 2 years despite living in the covid hotspot that is New York City, it finally got us by the throat.

Actually, we’re very fortunate to have been quite fine on covid. We are vaccinated so that vaccine was getting to work. It was only “bad” for the first 2 days.

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Thirdly, I know this question will be asked so allow me to answer beforehand: Did you guys move out of NYC?

Nope! Me? Leave my homegirl New York? The big apple? Yeah sure it’s been disastrous with covid and it’s been overpopulated for like twenty years now but New York is my homegirl.

We are still living in NYC.

Enough about me because there is a portion of our readers that don’t care for Alana and I’s well-being and just look at us as tea machines with unlimited time to spill the tea so let’s get into that.

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What’s to come

It’s been over 2 months since our last post, but these past 2 months have been INSANE in the celebrity world. I mean there was some point where Hollywood was kind of a snoozefest which made me be like… “soooo yall want Jelena tea from 2013?”

But honestly so much shit has happened to the point where I don’t even know where to begin (as per usual), which is where you lovely people come in. You guys have never been shy to write your requests so don’t shy away now.

I will tell you that the first 2 topics of our return will be….

Demi Lovato
&
Machine Gun Kelly + Megan Fox

That’s what you should expect this week as part of esmg’s return. Of course, we will be covering Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra (I mean LMFAOOOOOO WHAT???), Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello, Jailey, Selena Gomez, and etc. etc..

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As for the old tea that was promised, we are still going to deliver on that (feel free to remind me what exactly it was that I promised). I said that I will finally be publishing the Jelena post that got deleted 4 years ago and I will still deliver on that.

At this point, we are going to post more relevant tea first while still being true to our roots. Read that word again for the select few of you that always harass me about posting different topics… RELEVANT. Just because yall want a Jailey update for the 96th time, doesn’t mean it’s going to skip the line and be first in our line of requests. I do have some nice Jailey tea coming through.

This year, Alana and I plan to be more active in 2 areas: reviving esmg fan favorites & reviving Instagram. We will be reviving Instagram in February.

What are esmg fan favorites you may ask? The ask box (she said shivering), Tell Alls, as a person posts, Hollywood in Parts, reviews, Dark & Elite Hollywood, and so on.

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The first post back will be about Demi Lovato not being California sober. It’s funny because before I dipped, I had a whole video planned and half the post was written about that topic but as I said, I dipped. I was also moving and I didn’t have the mental capacity to post about Demi.

So that’s all for now. I hope you guys are doing well. I truly missed all of our readers—our veteran readers, our unhinged readers, our closet readers, ya know, the whole 9 yards. I hope you guys are staying safe and taking care of yourselves.

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Aside from your requests, I would love to hear about how you guys are doing, your new year’s resolutions, what you’ve been up to, anything!

We’re glad to be back and without further ado, get ready for our 2022 content.

Oh and here’s an Emily gif for the culture. Can’t start off 2022 without paying homage to my OG fave.

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