HAPPYYYYYYYY HOLIDAYSSSSS MY CRAZY, UNSTABLE, AND LOVING EXPOSING FAMILY + READERS!

I come with a Christmas treat! If you don’t celebrate Christmas, then let’s celebrate the fact that we have a whole mONTH of content for you.

Um.. sure we missed the first week but if you follow me on social media, you’d know that your girl is down a laptop. We’re trying our best.

This is the first schedule since August and since it is the last month of this crazy year, we thought we’d make it a little special.

• You will be getting a schedule every Sunday for December starting today.

• This schedule will be for both this blog and our youtube channel.

• After continuous harassment about long text based videos and a nerve-racking voice reveal on the podcast, we will be posting video narration videos on youtube.

Yes deadass.

It’s what y’all voted for! unless you’re part of the 7.4%

Without further ado, I present to you the first schedule out of the FOUR.

The Schedule

WAIT.. before you rush to the comments to yell at us, everything we promised on Halloween is going to be posted this month AND THEN MORE. The bigger posts (Dark Hollywood, as a person, and etc.) are all going to be posted towards the end of the month.

I didn’t do that to be poetic. I did that because Alana and I need some time to write/finish them.

“That’s it? So what the f-ck were you doing since August if you weren’t writing, hoe?”

Being unproductive, developing a shopping addiction (actually, I’ve always had that one), and hanging out (safely at home with like 2 people). Oh and did I say that my fckin laptop randomly exploded?

These are the posts we promised on Halloween btw:

I know I know… it’s December 6 and I have the fcking audacity to have none of them up from October 31 till now but refer to what I just said!

Video Narration

If you’ve been living under a rock, then you probably don’t know that we already had a voice reveal after 7+ years!

Alana and I love making videos because we’re into graphic design, videos, and sh-t like that so we’ve been making videos since 2014.

We started randomly developing an audience on youtube that differs a lot from you veterans and they’ve been begging for video narrated videos because ain’t nobody got time to read for 25 minutes (except yall, did I increase your reading level academically by all these long posts btw??? LMAOOO).

So if that’s not your cup of tea, that’s cool. Don’t worry, we’re never going to stop writing posts because jfc I can never stop rambling. But now you’ll hear us do it! And we only decided to do voice narration on youtube because you guys enjoyed us on the podcast so much + requested it even more. Thanks to the sweethearts Caroline & Hannah for having us btw!

We’ve spoken about doing voice narration or even a podcast since late 2019, but our names are Angela and Alana, so that means it takes us about 45 years to something.

So for all the critics that are part of the exposing fam, this is your time to shine—give us your constructive criticism whether that’s on how the videos will be narrated or on the posts.

And if you’re not here for this posting marathon, then the f-ck are you here for then????

Oh and btw….

I don’t know if you guys know this but we genuinely care for all of you. I know the holidays can be difficult especially during this time so if you’re feeling down or if you need a friend, shoot us an email. I’ve gotten a lot better at answering those and we truly do care about you guys.

I can’t believe how many of you read from all over the world, all ages, all different types of people, so we are trying our best to keep this community we’ve created all happy despite the crazy-and-often-negative-info that we release.

I’ve rambled for too much.

Happy exposing and I’m super excited for you guys to see the rest of the schedule.

We are posting more than what’s on the Halloween schedule, BUT this is your time to comment what other posts you want to see from us.

As for the Jailey tea I’ve been teasing, I’m still getting a sh-t ton of messages about that so I’m going to organize it and see what I can and can’t reveal. I’ll try to incorporate that in the schedule, but if not, there is always 2021!

So comment down below your thoughts, questions, advice, random thoughts you have! You can comment anonymously so take advantage of that. We’ll be replying and reading because we miss talking to you guys.

xoxo,

Angela & Alana

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