Last week, I posted about Priyanka Chopra’s shady history in Bollywood. Whether that was her affairs with married men or being busted for tax evasion by the Indian authorities, or being caught up in a sex trafficking scheme, it was surely like nothing we’ve ever seen before. This time around, we are talking about Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra’s marriage… contract.

Yes, that’s right. Contract. Now you may say, well every marriage is a legal contract. Yes, but is every marriage something that involves Hollywood managers and publicists? Probably not.

In the September 2018 Tell All Reveal, we exposed that the then-engaged Nick & Priyanka were actually FAKE.

Here’s what I exposed:

Now we’re about two and a half years later and the duo seems happily married.

Let’s discuss. As per usual, we’ll go through their timeline and have YOU connect the dots before I expose anything.

Their TIMELINE Which Doesn’t Add Up

The way their timeline is painted is directly through the narrative of Priyanka and Nick. Since they weren’t seen publicly together for the majority of their romantic timeline, they told us a story when they were interviewed for the February 2019 VOGUE issue (which was written in December 2018).

It paints Priyanka as this gorgeous siren that made Nick lovesick to his knees.

According to them, Nick sent the first text message.

On September 8, 2016, Nick dmed Priyanka saying, "I'm hearing from a few mutual friends that we should meet. He tells Vogue that, "She responded day of with a message that said, 'My team can read this. Why don't you just text me.”

They were texting back and forth and for months.

Where was Nick during this time? Oh right, The Future Now tour with Demi Lovato.

Keep Demi in mind.

February 2017 — Vanity Fair Oscar Party

On February 26, 2017, Priyanka and Nick officially meet at the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party. According to them, they were secretly texting for months and going on dates.

However, they didn’t interact on the red carpet probably because they genuinely didn’t know each other until they tried to rewrite the narrative.

They interacted at the after-party which lucky for them, isn’t documented by the public so who really knows what went on, right?

Nick told Vogue that "And I put my drink down… get on one knee — this is in front of a bunch of people — and I say, 'You're real. Where have you been all my life?' Like, loud."

Then he suggested that they grab a drink together in which Priyanka agreed to.

April 2017

A week before the 2017 Met Gaga, Priyanka said that she invited Nick over to her apartment where her mother was also present (wearing a nightgown, they made sure to mention that).

They "hung out for a couple hours" before Nick patted her on the back before he left — because, according to him, her mom was in the house and he was trying to be respectful.

"It was too respectful if you ask me," Priyanka told Vogue.

May 2017 - Met Gala

Both Priyanka and Nick were going to wear Ralph Lauren and so the designer invited them to attend the event together. According to them, Ralph Lauren had no idea that they were flirting.

Priyanka later told Jimmy Kimmel that "We were both wearing Ralph Lauren and we decided to go together. We were on the same table and we already know each other. So he was like ‘Hey, you wanna go together?’ And I was like ‘Yeah, okay, let’s go together.’ It ended up working out.”

Coincidentally leaving out that they were actually invited by Ralph Lauren because they were wearing his designs. It wasn’t because “we deiced to go together.” They were told to go together.

Jimmy Kimmel asked her, "Isn't he like 11 years old?," to which Priyanka giggled and said that she didn't ask.

Joe Jonas later told Vogue that Priyanka "kind of knocked him off his feet” at that event. "He was just this little puppy dog. Sophie [Turner] and I were just laughing at him. We're like, 'Look at this little smitten, drunk kid right now.'"

When asked if they were seeing each other, Priyanka said no.

Then…. they didn’t see each other for a whole year.

The next time they saw each other was at the 2018 Met Gala; another event.

May 7, 2018 — Met Gala

They both attended the Met Gala, separately, but they didn’t interact.

May 25-28, 2018 — Memorial Day Weekend

Here’s where we finally see Nick & Priyanka publicly at non-work-related events.

J-14 exclusively reported that they were spotted at the Hollywood Bowl on May 25, 2018, where they watched Beauty and the Beast Live in Concert.

Then on May 27, they were spotted at an LA Dodgers game where Us Weekly reports that "Priyanka and Nick were talking really closely and were very smiley and very happy.”

On May 28, they were all on a yacht with friends where they were cuddling and appeared to be very close.

On May 29, 2018, US Weekly reported that, “They are dating and it's brand new. It's a good match and they are both interested in each other."

People then reported on May 31 that they got cozy at West Hollywood hot spot Toca Mader and their source said, "Priyanka ran her hands through [Nick's] hair at one point."

There were no pictures.

Here on this blog, my intellectual readers know that if it’s reported through sources such as US Weekly, People Magazine, and E! News, it’s almost always the celebrity’s publicist (or the celebrity) as the source. Whatever is reported there is what they want the general public to know.

June 2018 — Let the social media interactions BEGIN!

Priyanka posted the following photo in which Nick commented on:

Then Nick posted this video because it was Priyanka’s time to comment:

Then on June 9th, Priyanka and Nick attended his cousin’s wedding in New Jersey which at the time, indicated that they were becoming very serious.

Photos: Jackson Lee / SplashNews.com

On June 27, 2018, Nick posted the following video of Priyanka on his Instagram story:

Then it was Priyanka’s turn so then on June 27, she also posted Nick on her Instagram story (alongside her brother) and captioned it “my favorite men”

At this point, it was reported that Nick met her family as they were vacationing in Goa.

July 2018 - Birthdays and Engagements

India reports on July 5, 2018, that they are going to Greece for her birthday. A source tells them that, “Nick has been wanting to whisk Priyanka on a holiday for the longest time. They haven’t got the time to travel together apart from their trip to India and a few trips here and there which again was either more of a family-bonding thing or work-related. So this Greece trip has been much awaited and both Nick and PC couldn’t see any better occasion than her birthday.”

They also state that “Reports claim that the two are all set to get engaged by the end of July or beginning of August this year.”

I find that interesting how the Indian tabloids had the inside scoop before the American ones.

It’s later announced by People on July 27, 2018, that Nick and Priyanka are engaged. Nick apparently shut down a Tiffany’s store in New York to pick a ring and that his friends and family “have never seen him like this, and they're all really excited for him. He's definitely very serious about her.”

In their Vogue cover shoot, they said that Nick proposed to Priyanka on July 19 in Greece, at midnight so it wouldn’t be the same time as her birthday.

August 2018 - Instagram Official

They both confirmed their engagement on August 18, 2018, on Instagram.

September 2018 - Red Carpet Time

On September 7, 2018, the duo made their red carpet debut as an engaged couple at the Ralph Lauren fashion show during New York Fashion Week.

On September 28, 2018, they attended Isha Ambani and Anand Piramal’s engagement in Lake Como in Italy.

November 2018 - Bachelorette Partying

Priyanka wasn’t shy to let the fans in about her European bachelorette celebration and she even shared her wedding registry.

They then landed in India ahead of their extravagant wedding.

And finally….

THE WEDDING

And here they are spotted for the first time as a married couple on December 3, 2018, in India:

So what the hell is going on?

As I already reported in 2018, Priyanka and Nick were a fake couple and still are a fake couple. However, I need to give you guys the same speech that a source of mine gave me.

According to my source, PRs in Hollywood, especially long-term PRs, are treated as if they are an arranged marriage. How are PRs similar to arrange marriages? They often have the same end goal whether that is having a family or becoming more famous/rich.

Arranged marriages are really common in the Desi culture. Couples are usually set up through family members and the individuals usually sit down, meet and whatever.

Looking at ‘fake’ Hollywood relationships as “arranged marriages” allowed me to grasp the idea of ‘WHO THE FCK WOULD EVER SIGN UP FOR THIS?’ ya know?

As you guys can see by the timeline, Nick and Priyanka’s relationship was nonexistent up until May 25, 2018. They got engaged on July 19, 2018. That is LESS THAN TWO MONTHS of “dating.”

In their Vogue shoot where they talked about their timeline, they wanted to make it seem like they were this intense love that was hugely attracted to one another meanwhile that was a LIE.

It was like “they started texting…”

but then they didn’t meet each other for months

“Then they met and hitched it off and everything was amazing NICK WAS SO LOVE SICK HE COULDN’T MOVE”

but then they didn’t see each other for another year… at an EVENT… where they didn’t talk

As annoying as it is to dig through celebrity timelines, I put them for you for a reason—for YOU to connect the dots. Anyone with functioning brain capacity can tell you that they weren’t pining for each other since 2016 as they tried to sell it to us.

First of all, Nick was on tour with Demi Lovato who I’m pretty sure was in love with him at one point.

She didn’t write “Ruin The Friendship” and “Only Forever” for nobody.

Second of all, Nick was publicly dating other people.

According to Us Weekly (aka publicist central), Nick was dating Lily Collins at some point in 2016.

In early 2017, he was spotted with this mystery girl having a cute date night.

Photos: AKM-GSI

Then in November 2017, Us Weekly reported that he is casually dating Georgia Fowler.

I can see why they hooked him up with Priyanka… did anyone hear of these so-called “flings” back then? I sure didn’t.

In March 2018, aka during the time that him and Priyanka were hot and heavy to the point where they got engaged a few months later, he was out publicly hooking up with this Australian chick named Annalisa Azaredo.

Photos: MEGA

Remember how they told us that Nick first slid into Priyanka’s dms in September 2016 because friends were apparently telling him about him?

You wanna know what Nick was doing in September 2016?

Chilling with a Playboy model named Sarah Duque Lovisoni.

And in December 2016, Nick was on a date with another random girl during the time that he and Priyanka were so-called “flirtatiously texting.”

So this is all the public information.

A reader sent me a tip on Instagram where she tells me that Nick was reportedly dating this girl for a while right before his whole relationship with Priyanka was set to hit the press big time. When the news of him & Priyanka came out, she was devasted because she didn’t know anything about it.

Check it out:

And according to one of my usual sources, Nick was dating a lot of low key girls during this time span. What did I say in 2018? The real girls that Nick is interested in don’t “suit his image.” And this is exactly what I mean. His team wants him with someone who can spice up his personality a little bit—bring the press home to mama! Liven the story.

Nick is interested in a good time with a random girl.

Whether it’s the public timeline or the private one, it’s clear that Nick & Priyanka’s startup was orchestrated.

I’m not even going to talk about who Priyanka was reportedly dating at the time or even the time she was trying to get with Tom Hiddleston.

It’s pretty clear that they weren’t this love struck couple that was pining for each other. Nick was clearly seeing other people and so was she in the so-called time frame that they were “talking.”

What does this show us? They didn’t even double-check their story when they spoke to Vogue. It’s like no one doubled checked.

And to be honest with you, I don’t even think there was an engagement in Greece. I genuinely don’t even think they were there.

Going back to what a reader messaged me about Nick’s secret fling with a friend of hers; notice how she said that the girl had no clue about Nick & Priyanka when it first came out? This is how PRs roll out. They don’t often tell their friends, their flings, nor their family about it. You have to sell it. Wasn’t there a Gossip Girl episode around this plot or am I on acid?

I don’t know the details and terms of Nick and Priyanka’s marriage, but I do know that the people who were in his life before he was a married man, aren’t fond of him.

One of those people is Demi Lovato aka the human bullhorn. Don’t act up around Demi, she will call you out.

And that’s what I exposed in my big Demi & The Jonas Brother feud post.

Here’s an excerpt:

Demi has been in the business for a very long time so it’s easy for her to spot something and call it out.

For others, not so much.

A big part as to why Demi is hurt by Nick away from the whole I-slaved-for-you-guys-only-for-our-manager-to-treat-you-better-and-yall-hang-out-with-my-toxic-ex, was the fact that the so-called timeline of Nick & Priyanka’s timeline was written over Demi & Nick’s.

So in the grand scheme of things, to Demi, it looks as if she really didn’t matter because he was able to rewrite a timeline that included HER.

One of my sources told me a story about a friend of hers who is mutuals to the Jonas Brothers. At an outing one day, she said that she was “uncomfortable” around them and their wives and that Nick and Priyanka were so “into themseleves.”

Like my source said, you don’t go around telling people you’re a PR.

As for them being legally married on paper or not, one of my sources believes they are legally married because when it comes to high profile celebrities, you have TMZ snooping at the places where marriage licenses are obtained and asking questions. You’d want to avoid a scandal like that.

How do they benefit from this?

Priyanka:

In last week’s Priyanka post, I exposed all the shady details about her history in Bollywood. Affairs with married men, being blacklisted in Bollywood, tax evasion, sex trafficking scams, and so on.

How do you fix all of this?

Get. Married.

Literally.

Once Priyanka got married, she was no longer blacklisted in Hollywood because she had a “husband” and therefore she won’t sleep around with married men, right? I know it’s a twisted mentality, but that’s really what it is.

In a lot of cultures, marriage is like a bandage for a problem.

Priyanka benefits because 1. she’s no longer black-listed since she’s married to a huge American star and 2. it’s never-ending publicity. Nick also introduces Priyanka to the mainstream American audience that he has.

When she announced her wedding registry, that was a partnership with Amazon. This whole marriage is a partnership in the world of business.

Nick:

As for now, many of my sources are always ehh on the idea of how he benefits. For Priyanka, she had a lot to benefit from this high-profile relationship. For Nick, it’s more publicity I guess? He definitely obtained an international audience because India is a huge and different market.

However, in the long run, how does this benefit his career as an AMERICAN MUSICIAN? Whoever is streaming his music in India ain’t really helping him in the long run.

So that’s why we’re all baffled when it comes to that.

It’s definitely a lot of mainstream publicity and invitations to elite events. This marriage took him out of his never-ending teen heartthrob image that he struggled to shed.

One thing you should know is that the management of the Jonas Brothers wanted their grown up life to be an aesthetic. “Oh look at us we’re all married and here are our wives but look we are still bringing in that nostalgia!”

Here’s a comment from a reader under the Priyanka post:

At the end of the day, this is what it all bubbled down to—how can we market the shi!t out of this relationship?

Priyanka definitely likes the fame more than Nick. She takes pride in the fact that she’s the only Bollywood star to make it this big in Hollywood. She never lets us forget it:

She THRIVES on fame and publicity. Whatever will bring her more attention, she will do it. And she will outshine the rest of the JB-wives because of how she looks at it, she should be the most famous in every category she’s in.

I found it funny how when she was being interviewed for Vogue and the interviewer was like New York must be peaceful and calm for you as opposed to the paparazzi bombarding you in Mumbai. Priyanka then took it upon herself to oppose the interviewer’s comment and be like no… there’s paparazzi there and there and there.

I just… okay.

I feel like Nick is kind of an airhead who’s just obliging by this whole thing that he brought upon herself.

Regardless of their true reality behind closed doors, Priyanka is very controlling of Nick and who can come in contact with him.

For example, let’s talk about Miley Cyrus. Miley and Nick famously dated back in the early 2000s. She even wrote 7 Things about him and then he practically cried when she got engaged to Liam Hemsworth, which led him to write & perform a song called “Wedding Bells” which was a cry for her not to get married.

A lot of history there.

Miley tends to really leave things in the past and look at everything from a joking matter.

On March 12, 2019, Miley posted a screenshot of her dms with Nick and captioned it saying, “That moment when even your ex knows that your socials have been 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”

To which Priyanka replied “Lol. Hahaha.. Hubby is right. These posts r 🔥”

This was Priyanka marking her territory.

ahaha… HUBBY… is RIGHT… HUBBY

On December 5, 2019, Priyanka referenced Miley & the Jonas Brothers’ collab “Before The Storm.” Miley then unfollowed Priyanka on Instagram and then Nick & Joe unfollowed Miley.

A lot of tension there…

That’s basically the story.

This is was an extremely long post because it was the first post on these 2 so I’m open to writing more posts about them.

I hope you guys enjoyed this post and I was able to clarify everything! If you still have any questions, I’ll be happy to explain.

Comment down below what your thoughts/questions/opinions are. What do you think about Nick and Priyanka? What are your predictions for them? You can comment anonymously so take advantage of that. I will be reading and replyin ;)

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