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Exposing the truth about why Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn broke up...

Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn have a date night at Hawksmoor steak restaurant in London on August 22, 2018. BACKGRID

If there’s a post to make my blog comeback with… it’s this one because there was talk about Taylor and Joe being MARRIED to… bam!

… I said in May 2023 when I originally wrote the post, but ended up posting it in September…

I am a bad person, pls forgive me… anyway… back to the post.

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In August of last year, I posted the following post talking about rumors of Taylor & Joe being married.

Re-reading that post again is funny because I see that The Sun originally broke the story about Taylor & Joe being engaged… everyone called BS … and fast forward a year later; The Sun is the first to break the story about Taylor & Matty Healy dating.

Everyone called BS too until Taylor was quick to be spotted with him the second the story broke.

It’s almost as if the media & celebrities work hand in hand all the time.

Leading up to the Eras tour, there were reports left and right about Joe joining Taylor on the Eras tour to support her for her huge career milestone… especially since he reportedly co-wrote songs and helped with her albums, Folklore & Evermore.

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He was just perfect in every way possible, right? Private, cute, had his own little thing, and also magically was an actor who was co-writing hits with his superstar girlfriend, Taylor!

That’s the thing about Taylor… she curates her life to be this perfect fairytale that she lives in her mind. If you ask me, she has a serious case of maladaptive daydreaming.

As you guys know, ESMG sources have always stood strong by the statement that “Joe & Taylor are not a real relationship.”

People call these types of relationships in Hollywood that have more to do with guarding one’s personal life as opposed to being the main part of benefiting their career as beards. Usually, they’re put in place when a celebrity doesn’t want to come out.

Do with that info what you will.

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In the case of Taylor, it is more specific in that she wanted her personal life hidden from the media and her fans (which is funny since her fanbase swears they know her personally) so she created this whole thing where she can write about and fantasize about these fake relationships and fictional characters, without people questioning her relationships.

If someone asks her what is this song about or who are you singing about, the scapegoat answer is always “It’s a fictional story.”

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This is why we referred to Joe as a backyard grown boyfriend because ain’t no way he coincidentally debuted onto the scene as soon as he started dating Taylor who according to sources, is his “first girlfriend.”

I highly recommend checking out that video and reading the post about them after reading this post, before asking questions that I’m sure we’ve already answered.

Key info from the August post about Joe & Taylor:

Photo: The Image Direct

How it all happened:

Entertainment Tonight first broke the news that Joe and Taylor broke up on April 8, 2023.

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This is funny since People Magazine exclusively said on March 22nd, that Joe will be traveling with Taylor during the Eras tour:

The second the news broke about the breakup, Taylor made sure to fly from her Eras Tour… to be spotted in New York City in what seemed to be the most planned photo op ever:

Private-Joe who was never spotted anywhere… was also spotted looking sunken and sad in London:

The Sun first reported that Matty and Taylor were dating on May 3rd.

And it wasn’t long till Taylor threw Joe under the bus for “career differences.

And before Matty, there were rumors that she was dating F1 Driver Fernando Alonso.

I will go into this more later in the post.

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Were they ever married?

This is a big one because I told you guys in the comment section that a highly reliable source told me that they are married secretly.

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I never elaborated in a post because I didn’t have enough information about them being married and I was very much like “damn Taylor you surely are a weirdo if you’re going this far for a fake marriage,” but part of me didn’t believe it because…

  • an original source for me swore these 2 are faker than fake

  • Joe claims he’s single and

  • Taylor is just this mastermind of media manipulation where she puts out fake stories through her reliable sources.

DeuxMoi faced a lot of heat for also swearing up and down they got married and even went as far as to claim that there was some sort of ceremony and that she’s seen these pictures.

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All I have to say is that Taylor is HIGHLY calculated, manipulative, and will go as far as it takes so… either a fake story that was put out on purpose to reliable sources to spin this marriage narrative that was being spun with inside sources, the media, & fans all in on it and backed up with some sort of proof or…

Taylor & Joe were a totes real couple that just fizzled out.

I’m obviously going with the first option because, in the world of Taylor, the truth is often the more complicated route and not the simple answer.

And as you can see from my August post, I wrote they probably won’t last to marriage and will eventually break up as the PR has run its course… and it has.

So why’d they break up?

My main girlie who’s the source behind all the Taylor & Joe information throughout the years told me the following:

“Just like a real relationship fizzles out, Taylor became increasingly bored with this storyline and felt like she couldn’t control the narrative anymore especially since she would celebrate all these incredible milestones and her boy toy was never around.

He was seemingly only perfect in theory, but he was never around.

Birthday party? Where’s Joe? Documentary? Where’s Joe? Big tour debut? Where’s Joe? Any celebratory occasions? Where’s Joe? Wedding? Where’s Joe?

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It became increasingly tiring for her to constantly say “he’s just so private.” Like what does privacy have to do with showing up for your significant partner? If this was a regular relationship, we’d call him a deadbeat boyfriend but in the world of Taylor, it was because they are ultra-private. The whole world is there supporting her including anyone significant to her, but oh no, not her private boyfriend.”

You cannot tell me this explanation does not slay (can’t believe slay made a comeback).

When I read this, I was like THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

I know it’s hard to believe that the couple who seemed perfect and who everyone believed was endgame was fake, but seeing the rollout of their breakup, only solidified for me that these 2 were faker than fake and confirmed that all engagement and marriage sources were purposely planted by Taylor.

She prolly wanted to find out who tf was spilling tea and there’s nothing like catching the source by a fake planted story!

Oh Taylor, you scare me!

I mean COME ON! She has a song called Master Mind and she had millions of fans reading in between the lines for a relationship that wasn’t real.

I like Taylor as a pop star and she’s intriguing to watch, but that woman is a robot.

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My source continues:

“I don’t know much about Joe away from Taylor but I think he was over the act completely. Taylor originally wanted him because he wasn’t a big celebrity on his own and not much was known about him so it was easy for her to have a boy toy whom she could mold and write into perfection.

And he didn’t have much going on for himself away from being Taylor’s boy toy. But as I told you before, he would tell everyone in his personal life that he’s single and she would push the story that they were engaged or talking about getting engaged.

I believe he was ultimately fed up with the act and living a lie for so long. And Taylor was eventually bored by the storyline as her own fans started calling out lyrics that made no sense to her real life, forcing her to resort to the bizarre story that she and Joe would write about a fantasy world… and people actually bought that.

People… actually… bought that… It’s so fascinating.

And as Alana said in the video, Taylor who went from being highly affected by breakups … became this person who didn’t show any sort of emotion about the breakup which many believed would be end game.

Notice how Joe is now being photographed and doing all these high publicity things suddenly after the breakup ended… yet he was never seen while with Taylor over the umbrella excuse of “pRiVacY.”

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“Yeah I saw him being photographed out and about now. You know he told [redacted] that he felt like he was a prisoner not allowed to do anything without getting it approved by Taylor? What a weird way to describe your ‘girlfriend.’ Sounds more like a boss to me.” — my source

Photos: Backgrid / CELINE

Ding ding ding. And it’s funny how Taylor & Matty have been spotted more times in a month than she and Joe have been in 2 years.

Again, it goes to show you that celebrities choose when and where they’re photographed more often than you think and that Taylor is a mastermind robot at the end of the day.

I’ve seen Swifties point out “look how she performs Lover now than before, poor Tay <3” and it’d be the most mundane facial difference.

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Then you have Taylor in the midst of a breakup with her longtime lover, claiming that she’s never been this happy:

She had her fans fcked up because she showed absolutely no emotion about this breakup on the Eras tour which is UNLIKE Taylor. A girl could steal a cookie from her in middle school and she’ll be talking about it now and how karma got her back.

She is a highly emotional being and she masks her true life through these fake scenarious she has her fans believing, it’s literally wild.

And just on cue… as if there were no reports of Joe showing up on the Eras tour and supporting his gal, suddenly they’ve BEEN broken up and now she’s with Matty out of all people.

The Aftermath

Taylor went from being all “you want me to be your wife but eff that, I’m the problem :(“ to “you didn’t fight for us.”

Girl… PICK A STORY.

Who were these lyrics about if it wasn’t about Joe?

(spoiler alert: it wasn’t).

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Now Swifities are sending Joe hate for “cheating” on Taylor or not wanting to commit to her; completely ignoring that Taylor was hinting in Midnights that she didn’t know how to commit and she’s the one who was attracted to chaos.

And if you go back and look at the reports coming from TAYLOR’S REP and HER PEOPLE, they said that Joe would be taking a break from acting (I have not heard of one movie this man has been in) to support Taylor.

At the same time, they are now saying Joe & Taylor have been broken up and in that time span, she started dating Matty.

So again, which is it?

Did you cheat on Joe with Matty?

Or were you lying about Joe taking a break to come support you on the tour?

People Magazine reports the following in March:

Ah… Taylor Swift… you are one calculated woman.

Nothing is a coincidence. Everything is planned. And Taylor’s PR team works overtime.

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Let me know if you want a post about the Matty Healy fling and Ice Spice controversy.

Hope you enjoyed this comeback post, let me know what you think in the comments down below, and I’ll talk to you in the next post!

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