Selena Gomez *THINKS* she's classy!
Seems like Selenators aren’t the only ones who think Selena is classy but Selena herself thinks she is as well. I don’t think someone told her the definition of “class” just like she wasn’t informed of what feminism truly is when her uneducated being decided to retaliate back to Lorde’s comments about Come & Get It :X But that’s okay because Selena Gomez is CLASSY!!
Class is getting completely wasted at an awards show!
Class is being caught drunk almost everyday
Class is talking about how wasted you got because that’s how classy Sel is!
This IS class
Class is being carried to the car by your ex boyfriend’s best friend
just after you let him molest you on the beach while your boyfriend was at home sick!
That’s almost as classy as molesting your minor boyfriend on the so-called private beach you were on
Class is posting several photos of you getting wasted!
Class is being in a robe WHILE getting drunk!
Class is shading your ex boyfriend 15 times (here) AND getting your clique to shade him as well!
Class is treating your fans with respect!
Class is having an entire album all about sex! An album that includes songs talking about getting fucked undercover, giving blow jobs, and etc! If you haven’t heard of it, that’s not a surprise since it didn’t sell 300,000 but that’s okay because at least Selena served it with class!
Class is having a song that tells the entire world to come get your vagina!
Sel is classy like that because “you don’t gotta worry, it’s an open invitation”!
Class is grinding on every moving thing and dating every living thing with fame!
This is class!
Dancing provocatively for underage fans at a unsold-out tour is class!
Show them how class is done Sel!
Class is everything Selena showed when doing Spring Breakers!
Selena brought class to the movie that no one is allowed to call her a slut for because she’s ACTING!!!!
Class <3
Class is linking prostitution in your songs but that’s fine since Selena makes prostitution classy!
If any other star is caught doing drugs (alcoholic, weed, etc) or grinding on anyone or wearing revealing clothes or doing any provocative dance move, they’re trashy but if Selena does it, she’s classy because she does it with CLASS!!!
Class is covering a song by Rihanna on tour where she sings “I wanna fuck you right now!” (x)
Class is lying all the time to make people feel bad for you!
a. Class is lying about bullying
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b. Class is saying you wrote songs about your ex in order to let people feel bad for you even though you completely humiliated him in front of the world but hey, at least Selena lies… WITH CLASS!!
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Lying with class <3
Outfit malfunctions?
Come on guys,
you’re
doing
it
wrong!
Do it
with CLASS like Selena!
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